Conflicting Voices [in my head!]

This is sometimes why I have a smirk of humor on my face.  Or bust out laughing or actually participate out loud in the conversation I’m having with myself.

Body:    I’m thirsty

Fat me:   Have a donut!

Dieting me:  Shush you… drink some water.

Taste Buds:   Water.. yuck.

Fat me:   A donut will make you WANT water.  Sooooo,  🙂  have a donut!

Taste Buds:   I LIKE donuts 🙂

Dieting me:  NO!  Drink.   WATER!  If you have to eat something have some almonds.

Taste Buds:  I don’t like almonds.

Body:   Uh.. still thirsty here.

Fat me:  Donut!  Donut!  Donut!

Dieting me:  * smacks Fat me*

Fat me:  Ouch!!   ……..                …… donut…..

Dieting me:   Oh bloody hell.  Chew some gum.  That’ll  make you thirsty enough to want water.

Taste Buds:   I like gum

Fat me:   BUBBLEGUM!!!

And that’s how I curb my cravings, which is my body telling me its thirsty.  I chew Sugar-Free bubblegum.  LOTS of it! lol

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