I saw this little bit in stop motion on a t.v. show.. it was hilarious! And so true!
A FWB relationship needs to be treated like you’re a temp at a temp job.
DO… make sure the person hiring you knows they’re hiring you to be a temp.
DON’T… assume just because you’re being hired as a temp, you’ll be asked to go permanent.
DON’T… take a temp job at a place you used to work full-time less than 3 months ago.
DO…. keep looking for a better full time gig, but don’t flaunt it.
DO…. dress appropriately.
DON’T… expect special treatment on your birthday.
DON’T… get too comfortable.
DO… treat every day like it could be your last.
DON’T… ever leave anything there… no matter how long you think you’ll be.
DO… get the most out of it you can.
DON’T… worry about doing your best.
DON’T…. take it seriously.
DON’T… expect anyone to care if you are sick.
DON’T… “expect” anything.
And DO have fun. Cuz if you’re not having fun… why are you TEMPING!
If you’ve been temping at the same office for almost a year you are NOT a temp! Time to re-evaluate your situation!
I agree with almost all of these. With the only exception being when you find a good friend in your FWB, they do care when you’re sick lol. And while I do occasionally keep looking.. it’s just for other FWB’s. What can I say.. I LIKE temping!
Although if my fave asked me to go perm, I’d seriously consider it. Lucky for me he’s as poly-amorous as I!