Hee hee. I’ve found the perfect way to test whether a man is truly single or not. I’ve been offering up the Saturday evening before Valentine’s Day. If they’re single.. shouldn’t be a problem. Ah, but if they aren’t.. they are amazingly reluctant to accept that day.
This solution came to me when a man said, “when!” and I said, “where?” And before I knew it they were babbling about roommates and hotel rooms. See I recently realized that there really isn’t a way to know if a man is lying or not about being single. Although I do know the ones who open their home to me are not attached but sometimes I’m not positive about the ones who avoided having me in their home.
So.. Valentine’s day is the perfect opportunity! And I already tested the theory. I offered it to Mr. “When!” and he completely avoided accepting a night with me on the 13th! I guess I know where he stands in the attachment zone. Now to test it on the others!
Hey! I’m not really evil… I’m just efficient. Naw…. I’m evil!