Author Archives: Heather

Flirting is my nature

I finally made it to the bank to officially change my name back to the maiden one.  While waiting I noticed a young man (ok.. maybe in his early 30’s) bring his bike into the bank.  He politely asked if … Continue reading

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How to win as a RockaHolic on 98.7 (Part One)

Those who know me, know I win contests from the best station in Los Angeles, 98.7.  Its a very nice, mostly Alt-Rock station that has a wonderful system of rewarding its listeners.  One example is its Rockaholics Rewards program.   And … Continue reading

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The day of “test Heather” !

Yesterday was challenging. First off, my friend Cindy showed up at the gym.. hadn’t seen her in forever!  So we ended up chatting a little too much and suddenly I was late leaving!  To be on-time to get home & … Continue reading

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Starting off the Holiday Season RIGHT

I have a suspense file.  That is a file which holds monthly folders where I put things I have to deal with in that month.  Other people call it other things, but I call it my suspense file.. cuz I … Continue reading

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Online Dating Tips for Men. Part 1- Pictures

I’ve been online dating now for 2 years and I’ve learned A LOT from the experience.  So I decided to write a series of helpful tips.  One thing that I’ve learned is that most men don’t know anything about how … Continue reading

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Throwing my Kids TV out the Window

Ok..so I didn’t actually THROW it out the window.  What I did (and I’ve been threatening to do this for months now) was cut my cable service back to basic.  Cuz.. well, I only watch the basic… with a few … Continue reading

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My 30 year High School Reunion

Last month I went to my 30 year high school reunion.  I was supposed to go to the cocktail party before it, even paid for it, but Sex God was late to come over and watch my kids while I … Continue reading

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The UTI Conundrum

I’m one of the rare few women who squirt.  Yes, its an actual thing.  And no its not peeing.   Trust me… Cuz I used to believe the exact same thing, until I did it myself.  And then watched a Current … Continue reading

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Lookee here..’s what’s wrong with America!

So I met a wonderful man this weekend.  Only 4 years younger but thoroughly enjoying life just like me.  Fan of Muse (point) AND 98.7 (Point!) has all boys (point) NOT a stitch of fat on his body (point) lol.. … Continue reading

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Uniqueness… Or longing for a Hedonistic Sister

I’ve always known I was different from other people.   Not obviously so in any way.  I wasn’t born with a missing or extra part (well, not unless you count my 3rd nipple hee hee).  I also don’t seem to have … Continue reading

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