Author Archives: Heather

Go carting at Boomers

Posted on July 25, 2011 by Heather

If I can I try to do one fun things for the kids every month.  Their summer only lasts two months and I have to take them with me to work every day.   So I spend a lot of time … Continue reading →

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Speed Meeting

Posted on July 22, 2011 by Heather

I finally had one day free last Sunday to do whatever I want.   And since I’ve opened my profile on my dating site I was getting a list of men who wanted to meet me.   So I took the opportunity … Continue reading →

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Conversations with kids – Paramedics

Posted on July 20, 2011 by Heather

  The usual auto driving/let’s learn a lesson/no let’s do comedy that is my life: A Fire Paramedics truck passes us. Evan:  Oh.. a Firebulance. Me:   Haha.. I can see that.. halfway between a fire truck and an ambulance.  But … Continue reading →

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Bad news

Posted on July 18, 2011 by Heather

So a while back, my favorite man, technically my boyfriend (or as close to one as this poly-amorous girl will ever get), my FWB #1… aka Sex God, gave me the news he may be moving out of the area. … Continue reading →

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Kid vs Adult

Posted on July 15, 2011 by Heather

So I’m explaining to the kids (on a drive… all my teaching moments seem to be in the car!)  how medication has to get past the digestive system if its going to be taken in pill form. (this came from … Continue reading →

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The World According to “them”

Posted on July 11, 2011 by Heather

This is under the Twirling My Skirt category because  when I wrote this I was pissed as hell.  Several months ago at my last Doctor’s visit.  My Doctor’s told me she thinks I have Bipolar Disorder.   And the basis for … Continue reading →

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Do I make it prettier? Or just not.

Posted on July 8, 2011 by Heather

I’ve been wanting to make changes to my blog.  I want it to look different.  But I can’t seem to figure out how to download a different template.  Sadly, I’m not sure  my webmaster can or knows how to educate … Continue reading →

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Watch what you Write

Posted on July 5, 2011 by Heather

I spent the Fourth with Sex God & his daughter.   We went over to his Ex’s to BBQ burgers & do Fireworks.   We tried to find a movie to watch on Zume or Torrenz or Netflix… and ended up watching … Continue reading →

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Fourth of July

Posted on July 4, 2011 by Heather

The 4th of July is no longer fun for me anymore.  Living in Southern California fireworks are restricted.  Because we live in a high fire zone AND a “high” “drunk” “idiotic” zone.  So handing them minor explosives isn’t logical! But … Continue reading →

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Back! Back… you Nine-Year Old!!

Posted on July 1, 2011 by Heather

Well, my lovely munchkins are out of school.  And this means I get the joy of bringing them to work and trying to balance out their desire to do nothing but watch t.v. (and my secret desire to let them … Continue reading →

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