Author Archives: Heather

How to do the Coachella festival

Posted on January 5, 2011 by Heather

For some lovely reason, I seem to be a small fountain of knowledge on the Coachella website. So I thought I’d do a posting on how I did this wonderful 3-day festival last year and how I plan on doing … Continue reading →

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My Job

Posted on January 3, 2011 by Heather

I’ve said it before (but no one reads the older posts, lol. No one is as compulsive about going back to the beginning and following a bloggers journey as I am!) but I’ll say it again… I have a different … Continue reading →

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Slapping Rights

Posted on December 30, 2010 by Heather

There’s a pretty good episode on the sitcom How I Met Your Mother when they make a slap bet and the loser has to take 5 slaps from the winner. They even designate a friend as Slap Commissioner to settle … Continue reading →

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Itching

Posted on December 28, 2010 by Heather

Itching makes no sense to me. From a Darwinian, species selection point of view… just what good does itching do for us? Pleasure, pain, sneezing.. I get all that. But itching? Oh I know its probably whatever has infected, bit, … Continue reading →

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Holiday Spirit

Posted on December 25, 2010 by Heather

No matter how you try to prevent it a Divorce sucks up your money. So when Christmas came around I wasn’t sure Santa was going to make much of an impact this year for my kids. And I KNEW it … Continue reading →

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The Little Squirt

Posted on December 23, 2010 by Heather

I have discovered, in the year I’ve been single, a lot about myself. One of the most unusual things was that I’m one of those women who sometimes squirt’s during sex. When I first heard of this phenomenon (and saw … Continue reading →

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Now THIS is a Christmas Story

Posted on December 20, 2010 by Heather

I think The Bloggess is an inspiration to women …and people who blog …and writer’s searching for expression EVERYWHERE. She’s wacky and funny with a wonderful talent with photos and interent tweaking. But she’s also insightful and sometimes soul-rippingly personal … Continue reading →

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Out of the mouths…

Posted on December 19, 2010 by Heather

My uncle Jay is a little mentally challenged. He was oxygen deprived at birth and as the youngest, wasn’t given any grown-up abilities or responsibilities. Since my mom got knocked up with me when she was 20 and her baby … Continue reading →

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The Sex Chart

Posted on December 16, 2010 by Heather

Ah.. the beauty of Facebook is connecting with friends I haven’t seen in 25 years! Especially my sorority sisters.. cuz these women I got DRUNK with, studied with, laughed with and lived with on a daily basis for almost 3 … Continue reading →

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Why the lie damages the relationship

Posted on December 13, 2010 by Heather

So I was talking to a friend who was explaining how catching her bf in a lie made her so made. She used the standard, “It’s not what he did, its the fact he lied. How can I trust him … Continue reading →