Okay.. so I recently found out that one of my favorite FWB’s is a Republican. Not only THAT, he’s a Tea Party Republican!
Well, that was a shocker. I’m half Democrat, half Liberal with a dash of Republican “man-up!” attitude. But the last guy who turned out to be Republican it wasn’t such a surprise cuz he was ALL Republican attitude. Close minded about so much, but apparently NOT about sex!
Anyway, when I told my girlfriends, they were all, “How did you NOT know!”
“Hey,” I told them, “It’s not usually something you ask out right.. there really isn’t a lot of personal lifestyle interview process involved in sex dating!”
It’s not like I”m lying there, legs up in the air, with a clipboard in hand while they’re pounding into me, politely asking them questions!
“And you’re political beliefs? How do you vote? What do you think of global warming? A little to the left, please.. yes, very good.”
* Note, takes directions well. *