OK. I’ve finally seen a well-made, funny porn that was GOOD! Good sex scenes, well written dialogue, nicely cast and get this.. not bad special effects!
If you’ve not already heard of the big budget Pirate porn movie, well.. this is the sequel. Yes, it did so well they did a sequel. And I must admit, THIS is how porn SHOULD be done.
Because its got plot. And by plot I mean it has actual scenes in it that don’t have any sex in them at all. NONE! When was the last time you’ve seen a porn which had THAT!
Most porn movie plot is just a setting for sex scenes. And most of those sex scenes are pretty redundant and boring. Strip… play with her breasts… oral sex on him… a little oral sex on her.. and begin. Change positions here and there, maybe get wild with anal sex and then ejaculate on her body or mouth. Oh you can spice it up here and there with kink and fetish but on the whole MOST porn movies use the above formula.
And then came Stegnatti’s Revenge. It had elaborate sets, actual acting, a campy plot off of Pirates of the Caribbean and special effects! Oh, and the sex scenes are very good also. 🙂 It has the best girl on girl scene I’ve ever seen! I really believe these girls were honestly enjoying each other. Not as a loving couple, mind you, but as porn stars ensuring that another porn star is enjoying a sex scene!
But the best part of this movie is the men in it. Yes, they are hot and hung and good looking. But they can actually act. Of course it helps that their characters are no where near as strong as the women characters in the movie, so they get to act with humor and camp. And they did it brilliantly.
So the sex scenes worked to get you horny and the non-sex scenes worked because they were interesting, plot driven and pretty funny.
My favorite scene? When the other Captain, with his Asian wife & her brother (the king of gunpowder), see the giant monster about to attack their ship… he points, squeals and, oh my God… FAINTS! The big macho Captain with his huge cock rolls his eyes to the top of his head and falls/waggles to the ground!
Now THAT’s great porn! Sex, special effects, humor and SLAPSTICK!