Eggs

I LOVE eggs.

But sometimes eggs don’t love me.  And sometimes they don’t love me with a vengeance!  The rule of thumb for me is (1) how runny are these eggs? (scrambled hard, usually ok…  anything else… ticky!)  and (2) did I have enough carbs with the eggs to soak it all up plus (3) how much sugar have I recently had!  Because that will just ADD to the reaction!

I didn’t always have this reaction/allergy to eggs.  But as I age its getting more and more “interesting”.  Haha!  Which I’ve found out is quite common.  You’re body’s ability to shrug things off, like injuries, illness, hangovers & allergies declines as you get closer and closer to death.

Its’ like a minimum wage worker who’s been at the same old job FOREVER!  And every so often I’m reminded I’m almost 2 years away from turning 50. (Which is kind of exciting because I look GOOD for 50!)   But it reminds me that I’ve probably only got 20-30 more years and I get a rush of “What have I accomplished!”

My brain automatically starts a list of things I’ve done.  My pessimists immediately start refuting the list as “accomplishments”.  My optimist begins planning all the things I want to do in the future.  Then my worry-ist frets over how I’m going to find the time (not to mention the money) to do all THAT!

All these wonderful thoughts, swirly around my head, while parked for a 5 minute stay on the toilet.

Because I had eggs!

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