I have this on my favorite t-shirt which I can’t wear for soon to be obvious reasons!
Taoism: – Shit Happens
Hare Krishna: – Shit Happens Rama Rama Ding Dong
Hinduism: – The Shit Happened Before
Islam: – If Shit Happens Take a Hostage
Zen: – What is The Sound of Shit Happening?
Buddhism: – When Shit Happens, Is It Really Shit?
Confusianism: – Confucius Say, “Shit Happens”.
7th Day Adventist: – Shit Happens On Saturdays
Protestantism: – Shit Won’t Happen If I Work Harder
Catholicism: – If Shit Happens, I Deserve It
Jehovah’s Witness: – Knock Knock, “Shit Happens”.
Atheism: – There is No Shit
Agnosticism: – I Don’t Know Whether Shit Happens
Unitarian: – What Is This Shit!
Mormon: – Shit Happens Again & Again & Again
Judaism: – Why Does This Shit Always Happen To Me?
Rastafarianism: – Let’s Smoke This Shit.