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xkcd
Humor can bring us out of that dissatisfied mood we sometimes find ourselves in. That mood that is craving self indulgence or ANYTHING to bring anticipation and pleasure to our lives. I tend to over-indulge in such moments when that mood strikes me… too much food or slacking off or porn, whatever!
But watching Comedy Channel or reading even this little strip.. it works. It makes me laugh and that brings me out of my slightly narcissistic moods and makes me want to share my happiness and laughter with others.
I love this comic strip. I “get” maybe half the jokes and sometimes I REALLY don’t know why I’m laughing. But OMG.. they are uniquely funny. Because this is truly what geeks do. I’ve been to Sci Fic conventions and I’ve seen them with charts, oh but these charts are brilliant!
Although I can’t get the link to work.. so cut and paste.. you won’t regret it.
www.xkcd.com/657
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My Favorite Cookie
I admit it. I’m addicted to Girl Scout Cookie Thin Mints.
And Thin Mint season has arrived on my doorstep courtesy of my little neighbor who is a Girl Scout. My children went nuts seeing the 5 boxes of Thin Mints waiting for them me.
Oh but I am just narcissist enough NOT to want MY cookies scarfed down in days by my three boys. So I told them ALL the cookies are mine. But, I would sell them a box of their own for $5.00. And I cautioned them to make any box they purchased last. I conveniently neglected to inform them of the 10 boxes I’d ordered from the Girl Scout friend of my niece who no longer sold cookies.
The 12 year old promptly lent the 10 year old (who was broke having spent ALL his money on a Lego set) $5.00 and then purchased his own box. The two of them shared some cookies with the 8 year old who was lamenting he only had $3.00 in his wallet.
Then it ocurred to me. What was I going to do when my neighbor was no longer a Girl Scout. So I quickly went online and checked the Girl Scout website. With a sigh of relief I saw they had a beautiful directory where they would direct your desperate cry for cookies email order to a Girl Scout.
Whew.. I was worried there I’d have to haunt the local elementary schools looking for a new “cookie dealer” every 4 years or so!
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It was on the towel!
North Carolina was a lovely little state to live in. We were there about a year and it was there I fell in love with the color Green and realized that I’d never experienced it living in Los Angeles. For all our lawns & trees, it is a desert and the greenery is manufactured and always has a gray/brown desert tint to it. If it wasn’t for the fact I love this town and the shear numbers of men people, I’d move to the other side of the country.
But there is another thing that North Carolina had which was a new experience for me. Bugs.
It has Fire Ants first off. Which I’d experienced a bit in Texas but when we were in North Carolina we were new parents of a toddling 1 year old.. who got to meet them rather intimately. The back porch of our apartment was open to this large field between several properties and the spouse was letting our son wander about. He was watching him from a chair and leafing through a magazine.
We’d seen some sign of Fire Ants here and there but not that close to our place. From my vantage in the kitchen I watched as my little one walked around on unsteady legs. Then watched him bend down. Then watched him abruptly sit down and howl. I watched my spouse bolt out of his chair and scoop up our son to run back to the house. I grabbed the big bottle of white vinegar and met him on the porch.
He stripped our screaming son while I poured vinegar over the poor kid who had about 20 or so Fire Ant bites on his little legs and arms. (The vinegar neutralizes the bite.) My spouse had about 10 on his arms from carrying and stripping him.
Our son survived and the experience never seemed to stop him from running all over that back area. I liked the color “green” a little less, although it did get my spouse more vigilant about doing something about any Fire Ant mounds he saw.
And I’ll never forget the day I met a Water Bug. I’d just finished a shower and pulled the towel from the rack to dry myself. I heard the thunk of something landing in the tub and looked down to see a big, dark blob. I’m very nearsighted without my glasses but my instincts didn’t need clarity to act! I managed to do a full body shudder AND leap out of the tub simultaneously, without screaming.
Once I had my glasses on I peered into the tub to see what looked like the hugest cockroach I’d ever seen. It was at least 3 inches long and fat!
I was casually informed by my spouse that it was “just a water bug”. But my response was, “It was on the Towel!”
Had I been a drinkin woman back then I’m sure I’d have gone for a slug of something to stop the “ick” shudders. Instead I settled for making a batch of chocolate chip cookie dough cookies! To each his own comfort!
But now when I see a bug there’s a little part of me saying, “Hell, that’s just a little thing.” and another part of me say, “At least you’re wearing clothing!”
I’m a downright Super Hero when confronting bugs with Shoes on!
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Good Gaffaws
Finally catching up on the recorded comedy shows and got some really good laughs.
Carlos Mencia…. ah, how I love the Latino male, especially when they make me laugh! His routine is hysterical! I especially loved this one.
“I hear this guy talk about deporting all the illegals out and then once they are out then building a giant wall across the border.. and I said, hello.. who’s going to build it!”
Then he talks about being catholic and whenever he crosses the line he just says a hail mary and bam, forgiven.
“It’s like an etch-a-sketch, a quick shake and it neevvver happened.. or for the younger generation that would be control-alt-delete.”
Check him out.. he is FUNNY!
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The Commentators
So I’ve been sorting many, many comments from what I’m assuming are spambots. But there have been more recently that I’ve been unable to tell if they are real “readers” of my blog or have another agenda for the comments they make. The beauty of having my own website is the control of what gets “approved” and what doesn’t in the comments section.
The downside to that is I have to judge each comment and decide if its real or something I don’t want on my site. Some are easy to judge, their broken English and the fact they’ve embedded a link to Cialis is a clear sign. Those I’ve been deleting on a daily basis. And the Russian (or whatever language it was in) that I, of course, couldn’t read… well, I had to delete that one just to be on the safe side! lol.
Others seem like real people.. but maybe fellow bloggers that are trying to generate readers to their site. Those I allow. Hell, if they’re fellow bloggers how can I NOT support them. (did you know there is a blogger convention! I swear there is a convention for EVERYTHING) But I try to be selective when I approve even a fellow blogger’s comment. If they’ve added a link to another page, I’ll delete it. Because I can edit a comment before I approve it. (Hee hee, I love being a dictator the control!)
Still the most thrilling baffling thing is that other people beyond those I’ve told about it are reading this blog. Even if their motives are only to drum up advertising or readership to their own site.. still, its sweet to think people other than my friends are enjoying this piece of entertaining fluff.
Although I wonder if good manners means I should leave a comment on their blogs. Kind of a “you looked at mine, I’ll look at yours” courtesy.
If only I had good manners!
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