Heather Barton

If this doesn’t make you want to run to a vacation in the Islands then nothing will.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eoaTl7IcFs8

And this song by the White Rabbits called Percussion Gun I really, really like.  But you know what drums, drummers and watching drummers does to me!  But its a surprisingly enjoyable song.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IClBpch9vmM

YOU KNOW YOU’RE FROM CALIFORNIA IF….

Your coworker has 8 body piercings and none are visible.

You make over $300,000 and still can’t afford a house.

You take a bus and are shocked at two people carrying on a conversation in English.

Your child’s 3rd Grade teacher has purple hair, a nose ring and  is named Flower.

You can’t remember… is pot illegal?

You’ve been to a baby shower that has two mothers and a sperm donor OR two fathers and a surrogate.

A really great parking space can really move you to tears.

Gas costs $1.00 per gallon more than anywhere else in the U.S.

The guy at 8:30 am at Starbucks wearing a baseball cap and sunglasses who looks like George Clooney really IS George Clooney.

You still can’t remember… is pot  illegal?

Your car insurance costs as much as your house payment.

It’s barely sprinkling rain so you leave for work an hour early to avoid all the weather-related accidents.

You pass an elementary school playground and the children are all busy with their cells phones.

Both you AND your dog have therapists.

The Terminator is your governor.

HEY!!  Is pot illegal?????

If you drive illegally, they take your driver’s license.  If you’re here illegally, they want to give you one.

It takes you at least an  hour to drive 5 miles.

There are more limousines on the road than any other vehicle… almost.