My First Orgasm

I love this story for many reasons…it’s so me and so eighties.  I call it my first Orgasm but that’s a little misleading.  I’ve been masturbating since a child so I’ve had orgasms…trillions of orgasms…our national debt in pennies worth of orgasms.  What I’m talking about was the first orgasm I had through sex with a guy.

 

Now don’t get me wrong, when I started having sex I was horny and hot and loving most all of it.  But (and isn’t there always a butt!) I wasn’t really having an orgasm like I thought I would.  At least it wasn’t like the orgasms I had with just myself.  I remember the first thoughts that went through my mind when I lost my virginity.

 

“THIS is sex?”

 

It was such a letdown.  All the hype in the books and on television you were convinced it was going to be better than what you’ve been doing to yourself for so long.  And when it’s wasn’t, well it was so disappointing. 

 

Did that stop me from having sex?  No…sex was my power and it wasn’t bad really I just wasn’t as good as I could do to myself.  I just figured it was what it was.  And I never assumed it was the guy.  It wasn’t painful or unpleasant it was more like lots of foreplay without that big bang. 

 

Then circumstances happened to change my body.  I got pregnant and had an abortion.  Moral and ethical debates I leave aside for another blog.  The point is being pregnant changed my body.  I didn’t notice it until way after the fact was over and I was dealing with the aftermath.  I was hippier.  My hips had always been way slim and now I had a little something (?) there that filled out my silhouette much nicer.  I looked better in clothes, yeah!

 

And then I had sex for the first time after…and wow.  It was like being pregnant grew in my ‘G’ spot or something.  The pleasure was so much different and so much more I remember thinking…”Now THIS is sex!”

 

And to truly understand why this is so me you have to hear the whole story of the Nebraska Army boy, fresh out of basic, who gave it to me.

 

It was the first Christmas home from college at University of Iowa, Iowa City, Iowa.  We couldn’t afford much so taking the two day bus ride home was to be expected.  After taking the two day ride there I felt I was a veteran of bus riding.  I was leaving the horrid snow and going home for weeks.  Yea!!  So I was in a good mood.

 

Whenever the bus stopped at a station you watched who got on in hopes something scary wouldn’t sit next to you.  It was either that or you pretend you were asleep on the two seats.  I’d done that before but this time I was watching.  And who do I see walk on but this tall, possibly blonde…hard to tell with the buzz cut, young man in Army dress greens.  He caught my eye and I might have smiled before I looked away because he asks if the seat next to me was taken. 

 

I heartily assure him it wasn’t and he sits down.  And we begin hours of long conversation about each other.  I tell him all about how I’m from Southern California (my most impressive fact to these Midwest boys…remember popular at time was the David Lee Roth song about California Girls!)  and he tells me all about how he’s got leave for the holidays and he just got out of basic training.

 

He looks incredibly handsome in his uniform and we are flirting like crazy.  I have no idea how long we’d been talking when he says, “You know what I want to do right now?”

 

I’m all into his enthusiasm so I say, “I have no idea!”

 

“I want to kiss you,” he states and I just stare at him in shock.  I seriously hadn’t expected it.  But I was more than able to live up to that challenge.

 

I’d like to think I said something witty like, “Well then I think you should” but I think I just smiled and said, “Well okay.”

 

So now we are on the bus making out.  It’s about nine or ten at night and the bus lights are off and we are hot and heavy into it.  But I am so not going to do it on a full bus and he’s trying to come up with solutions.  He’s getting off in Lincoln Nebraska and he’s telling me to get off the bus with him, that I can catch the next one with the same ticket in the morning.

 

Well, this veteran (ha!) thinks he’s lying (never mind the idea he could be a serial killer…that never entered my brain [that’s what we did in the 80’s, assumed bad was just never going to happen to us]) so I tell him to confirm this is true with the bus driver.  Which he does, and comes back to tell me he’ll get a room (motel room) when we get off the bus.

 

So we get off the bus in Lincoln, Nebraska around midnight or so and I make the driver take off my two bags.  I have a huge suitcase the size of which airlines would never accept today and a steamer trunk.  My paramour has his green army duffel.  He hauls his duffel and my trunk (I am so turned on by how strong that looks) through the snow to a motel across the street from the bus station and pounds on the door to wake up the owners to check in.  I’m standing on the street, heartily embarrassed we had to wake these people up but he gets us checked into a room.

 

Where we finally get to finish everything we started on the bus.  And wow.  I thought it was me being on top for the first time, but then it was still Oh Wow the second time and again in the morning.  After the Oh Wow in the morning he tells me he’s going to call his mom from the hotel room and tell them he’s arrived.  And he asks me if I want to meet his parents for breakfast.

 

“God No!” was out of my mouth so fast even I was surprised.  He was genuinely hurt I didn’t want to meet his parents but that was a scene I wasn’t going to experience.  “Hi, I’m the slut your son just met.”  No thank you.  I gave him my phone number at my sorority house and told him I’d be back at college in a couple of weeks.  I didn’t give him my parents’ number in California probably because I didn’t want “Hi, I’m the guy your slut daughter slept with on the bus ride home.”  He said he could only call on Sundays because that’s when he was off.

 

He walked me to the bus, hauling my stuff and told me he’d wait with me.  I convinced him to go off to spend time with his family (after all I had a book I could happily read) and after some heavy making out he left.

 

I was so content for the rest of the ride home I didn’t even care about the couple behind me who didn’t have a problem having sex on a bus.  I didn’t hear anything with my headphones on and the only reason I knew they were screwing is because my reclined seat had been rhythmically pushed upright!  I did peek thru the seats and make a note of the position they used…future reference, ya know.

 

And what happened to my Nebraska Army private?  I can’t for the life of me remember his name.  But when I got back to college he called.  He called me on Sunday from a pay phone in the barracks and talked my ear off for an hour.  Then he called on Wednesday.  Then again on Friday and Sunday and Monday and Thursday and Saturday.  By the time a Sunday would roll around I had barely anything left to talk about and I swear he was going to break that pay phone with the amount of quarters he was putting in.

 

He sent me a red T-shirt with some sort of snoopy playing football decal on it and I slept in that shirt for years until it fell apart.  We had a phone relationship for weeks until one day he told me he’d gotten orders and was being transferred.  But, he said, he’d planned to go AWOL and see me before he reported.  Well the girl in me was incredibly flattered but the compulsive rule-obeyer tried to talk him out of it.  And I never heard from him again.

 

I always wondered what had happened of course.  Did he get caught and thrown into the brig?  Did he come to his senses, meet someone else and walk away from our one night?  Did he God forbid, die some horrible death in the Army?  Did he try but get lost, or lose my number somewhere and is still wondering what might have happened between us?

 

I personally like that last one.  It was fun to imagine the romantic possibilities.  Now, in my forties I would imagine him all aged and maybe he’s still good looking with a bit of a pot belly.  But worst of all he probably wouldn’t be able to give me the Oh Wow’s that he did in his sexual prime and that my friends would be the biggest shame of all.

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The Lovely Oklahoma Trip

Oklahoma has been fun, although not as fun as traveling without the boss would be, in the flirting department.  But never one to be discouraged I did my fair share of entertaining those around me.  I did end up sitting next to a stranger and you all know that means she is a stranger NO MORE!  

But I was considerate…I didn’t completely monopolize her time away from her book on Narcissists!  I was giving her examples of all the narcissists in my family (she was on her way to a family reunion…hence the book!) while trying to tone down the Me, Me, Me little person yelling in my head.

She laughed a lot so I have no guilt!

But that day was a parody of bad timing on my part and odd luck.  The whole trip seems to have been that.  I managed a morning blog before hitting the road to get some work in before we drove to the airport…so I was a little late.  In juggling what I needed to get done (a few orders that had to go out and credit cards to process) I managed to forget a few things in the packing.  But I instinctively brought some extra things to do (I always overachieve when it comes to piling onto my workload).

So we are a little behind schedule in getting to the airport but my “it is what it is” attitude breezes me through and somehow the boss doesn’t get upset either (she must be mellowing).  Then while waiting in the luggage scanner line we are having a discussion over whether she thinks the 4 diet drinks I stuck in the overhead bag is going to pass through or not.  She swears they’ll throw it out.  I say, “lets ask” because I don’t want to delay us, but she says, “Nay, let them do it.”

And it passes through!  I am so stoked that I can stick to my diet!  But then we check into the Embassy Suites – which is the best hotel on the planet – and I wish I could use them in Cat’s books…but they don’t have a full kitchen.  And they have a free delicious breakfast every morning, with omelets, and 2 glasses of free wine (yuck…where’s my Baileys) with $2.00 a la carte side dishes, like buffalo wings & Quesadillas.  So that was my unhealthy dinner and too much food breakfast…but I made up for it with a drink for lunches.

Then I forget my power cord to my laptop and use up all my juice on the plane writing blogs to upload nice and easy…but now can’t because they’re on the OTHER computer…because I had to use the Boss’s to pay for the online access…because I had no juice.  So you’re getting this made up one.

But wonderful Embassy Suites (in Norman, Oklahoma) when I caught the eye of one of the staff and explained if they could help…he called Travis in tech support and he brought down 3 HP power cords to see if any would work.  Well…my lap is a bit of a dinosaur so no luck there.  But then he called around until he found it at Best Buy, quoted me the price and had the hotel drive me over there to buy it! 

Now that is service…and I wasn’t even channelling Cat!  The OK boys don’t really know what to make of her…trust me, I can tell by the looks I get.  And yes, ya’ll, I’m dressing hot…I always do when I travel.  I wonder if the OK boys would act different if I wasn’t wearing the wedding band.  The L.A. guys love the wedding band…all the married men love Cat!

Oh and the best news of the day…I think I’m finally starting to like what I see naked in the mirror! 

Yes, I can go on and on but I have to get up at 4:00 am here (which is 2 o’clock in the FUCKING morning Los Angeles time) to be ready for the 4:30 pick up to get to the airport by 6:00 am.

But one last thing.  Oklahoma is sooooo flat that when the sun came up at 5:45 am (Shit Boss really?) it was the most incredible sight.  It blobbed up the horizon deep red/orange and looked almost like a sunset on the beach.  You don’t realize it guys, but on the west coast…we don’t get sunrises.  And I got a little lucky getting to see Oklahoma’s.  (Of course the last time I was in Oklahoma [Tulsa] I was too busy sleeping in after a night of sex to catch any sunrises!)

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Bumper Stickers I Love

Most of these I found on Pegasus Publishing.  www.pegasuspublishing.com

 

 

But soft, what light through yonder window breaks?  It is the East and Juliet is

  AAAAAAAAAAAA   THE SUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  *FOOM*

 

                 –Vampire Theatre

 

  

                                                                 MY KID SELLS TERM PAPERS

                                                                  TO YOUR HONOR STUDENT

 

  

Knowledge is Power.

  Power corrupts.

Study Hard.   Be evil.

 

                                                      God was my Co-Pilot

                                        …but we crashed in the Andes and I had to eat him.

 

 

My kid swindled your honor student at the

FERENGI COLLEGE OF BUSINESS

Where students learn to profit from more than just mistakes.

 

 

And the one that used to be on my van…sadly totaled with the vehicle by the insurance company:

 

                                          I get along with God just fine

                                          It’s his fan clubs I can’t stand!

Enjoy guys…I’m off to Oklahoma for a conference.  I’ll try to post more about my movie night tomorrow.

 

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People Prisms

These days I often feel fractured.  Like there are so many sides to me I have to take one off and put the another one on whenever I move to a new task.   Less chaotic than a multiple personality and more like a Prism of Me.   Ooo, I like that… A Prism of Me…it might make a good book title if I change the ‘Me’ to a character name.   Hmmmmm.

So the ‘Teacher’ side has to switch over to the ‘Office Manager’ side back and forth during the day, because I’m homeschooling my Asperger’s oldest and run my mother’s business.  Yet, whenever I get into my hot little red car I switch over to the ‘Sexy Cougar’ side of the Prism of Me, while my favorite songs play on my favorite station.  Don’t get me started on what side comes out when I catch the eye of a good looking guy or this blog will end up in the Naughty Stuff section!

When I get home I have to switch again into ‘Good Mom’ mode and do the homework dinner routine.  If I’m lucky I can force the prism switch again and get into the ‘writer’ mode after all the munchkins are parked upstairs. 

Oh…not for the blog…lordy that stuff just pours out of me…like food poisoning.   But to get into the writing mood I have to entice the muse with the interesting characters and plot lines I’m working on.  In other words, I have to read what I last wrote…and that takes time.  And time is my enemy because I have so, so little of it. 

And then there is the difficult task of getting the quiet time to plot the action and dialogue in my head.  I started going to bed at 9:30 or 10:00 and find myself lying there, eyes closed, plotting and plotting until I fall asleep.   The only trouble with that is if I don’t rerun it the next day it’s lost. 

But I think the hardest part to the writing is finding the time to do the research.  Now, since I mostly write about relationships and spend lots and lots of time on the SEX, one would think the “research” would be quite enjoyable.  And when I go out with the girls to watch the males pick up the females it can be.  But the multi-verse worlds I’m trying to create are going to take the type of research involving lots and lots of Internet or library time.  And like I said, time is my enemy.

How?   you ask…you gullible fool.  Here is my typical day.   Try not to gasp.

Up at 5:30 (Yes, that’s AM, pick up your jaw!) to go to the gym.  Try to make it back to the house by 7:45 to make sure the kids have been fed, medicine has been doled out, chores have been done and everyone is dressed.  Oh, and unpack my gym back, get coffee, pack up the oldests school books and get my work bag loaded up.  Did I mention lunches in all that?

Drop the younger two kids off at school and head to work, where I put in 6 hours of running the mail order business and homeschooling the 6th grader SIMULTANEOUSLY.   Pick up the other two kids at 2:30 and walk them all through homework, while doing what work I can on my laptop, or pay bills or sort thru paperwork, etc.  Then it’s cook dinner, eat dinner and order the kids about to clean up after dinner.  Hallelujah when its time to supervise getting them washed, Pj’d and parked.  That’s when I try to entice the muse, or do extra work in front of television.

Thank the heavens the kids are old enough that all I have to do is threaten and nag them issue the orders and make sure they don’t forget.  And they’re used to the routine of wash and parked by 7:30pm.  I love the electronic television age.  (Bad mom?  BITE ME!)

So like I said…time is my enemy.  But the good news is moving into my sexual prime seems to also include less sleep.  My mind pops awake at 4 or 5 am and I can cat nap until its time to get up.  And as long as my eyes are closed, I can write in my head until midnight. 

All that on two cups of coffee a day!   Forties Rock!

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My mom and I

My mom and I have been best friends since I was about 16. 

The funny thing is we are not that much alike.  I mean, I do have a lot of her wonderful qualities but if I was going to pick a parent I was most like, it would have to be my father.  (They’re divorced…that story for later.)

I love my dad.  Faults, quirkiness and ability to innocently cut with words and all, I accept him for who he is and still love him.   When I told him that he said, “Well you’re a better man than I am.” 

So back to the point.  I theorize the reason we get along is that I’m half her and half my dad and for some reason that mix compliments her.  I mean, my parents stayed married for 20+ years so they had to have been compatible on some level.  And I think my dad-half is the compatible part.  Ironically…the man I married is soooooo the other half of my dad and my mom that it’s spooky.

The best part of getting along so well is how comfortable around each other we are.  I’ll be frank with her and tell it like it is and give her gentle shoves (I said gentle!) when she’s balking about something. 

For those of you who know her (and I’ll sing her praises more in length later) she’s an incredible person with a wonderful story I hope to at least capture here in blogs if not actually on paper.   But a Heather blog is going to be irreverent, controversial, deep, funny or at least a little bit shocking.  And to that end I’ll scoop.  Heh heh heh.

My mother’s disgestive tract sucks.  She is perfect in so many ways but her body just brings new meaning to the phrase anal-retentive.  Spiritualists would say it is her inner soul clinging to the unnecessary.  Her doctors say it’s just her.  But the most ironic thing is EVERY…TIME…I get her on the phone within a minute she’s saying, “Can I call you back I have to go to the bathroom.”

She swears it’s my voice…apparently something in my dulcet tones just makes her have to pee.  But it’s become a running joke between us.  I can  just envision her when she’s eighty calling me on the phone and saying, “Heather, talk to me.  I haven’t sat on the can all day.”

Yup, that’s me…the walking diuretic.  Makes me afraid to do stand up.  What if I have this effect on the audience!  How will clubs hire me if as soon as I start my routine hundreds people leave the room!

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Gimme, Gimme, Gimme

Hello all four of you my many fans,

I’m selfishly demanding feedback.  Yes, again…I know I’m always nagging for that.  But you get to connect with me and I love that yet I want more I want feedback, harrassment, comments, something!  I NEED to know I’m loved, remembered, respected, or at least a dammned irritant!

Can you tell I’ve discovered a new toy for the blog?  Now if I can just figure out how to get a picture small enough to upload to this site, I could REALLY play!   Hmmmmmm….play…….. oh, sorry what was I doing?   Oh yes, a general blog.

So speaking of playing…I’m the GNO (girls night out) coordinator and I’m taking options for June.  I briefly played with the idea of joining Nancy at Vegas…but financially and time-wise I don’t think it’s going to happen.  And I’m still on the hunt to SEE the cubs picking up the cougars and to that end I’m contemplating a dinner evening at the Sagebrush Cantina for GNO.

The other option is a movie night…and by that I mean have ya’ll come over to a central location and watch something fun and funny with dinner, drinks and girl time.  I’m thinking a drunken marathon of The Big Bang-season 1 which I got on DVD, or the Dr. Horrible DVD by Joss Wheden I also have.  Both of these are hilarious.

Everyone give me you’re feedback on GNO so we can plan the day.  I’m out of town to Oklahoma at the end of the week but back on Saturday.

And speaking of movie night…I won another contest!!!  Yes, I played worked my radio station every so well this time.  I was finally able to enter all my accumulated points yesterday after my last win.  All entered points are wiped for all the contests I enter and I can’t enter any other contests for 30 days after a win. 

So I looked at all the prizes with June deadlines and chose the two I would really like to win that ended this week.  No sense spending all the points on other stuff in case I won these.

Sadly I didn’t win the trip for 2, airfare and hotel included, to NY to see Offspring in concert AND see the Lakers play in the Eastern conference.   Dammnit that would have been sooo cool!   But I did win the other contest I was hoping for…2 tickets to see The Hangover movie!     So who wants to go???!!!

Next month I’m going to shoot for No Doubt tickets!  I’m telling ya…become a Rockaholic on the station www.star987.com and earn your points.  It’s totally worth it.  In 10 minutes a day I can earn at least 8,000 points.  In a 30 day period I earned over 320,000 points and spent almost all of them in one day and won. 

For those who have read “Cat”…if you don’t buy a ticket, Herschel, you’ll never win!

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A Coincidence of Men

My friends are complaining that my blogs don’t sound like the bold, fun and saucy me they were hoping for.  Well, I’ll get to that…heeheehee…but I should start slow as I feel my way.  And to that end I’ve divided everything into categories which don’t appear until I fill them so I’m filling them slowly. 

Saucy me, who loves to shock people with my sexuality, will come out as I brave this new public medium.  (Fitting it’s a Sunday!) And to that end a little history…

I look back on my dating experiences and wonder how they shaped me into choosing the man I married.  Was I already predisposed to a certain type?  Or was my type being shaped as I randomly dated?

 

My first crush was at summer camp.  Jim Crites.  I was 9 and he probably was too or near enough.  But it was the hot, built, darkly handsome counselor who took me fishing that was my first lust.  I think he was babysitting me since I had to stay in between the two camp groups because my Aunt and soon to be Uncle had arranged for me to go to this camp while they were counselors also.  I’ll blog about that first trip later.

 

I look back at that and remember lusting after him, feeling wonderfully special I was standing in freezing cold water while we fished.  And yet knowing the folly of lusting after someone so older, I consciously tossed my feelings over the side as unrealistic, hence settling for the 9 year old Jim Crites.

 

My first kiss was a geek in the back seat of my parents’ station wagon.  I quickly escalated it into hot make out sessions in the back back part of my parents’ station wagon.  But we were better friends than boyfriend girlfriend so it went nowhere, probably at my decision.

 

I lost my virginity to a guy four years older than me who picked me up at the Baskin Robbins where I worked.  I was 17 and I don’t think he realized that when he popped my cherry.  His name was Bryan and I can’t remember his last name.  Plain brown eyes and light brown kind-of frizzy curly hair.  He drove a motorcycle and told me I was a natural on it, complaining some girls had no idea how to ride as a passenger on a bike.  A compliment I both treasured because I wanted to believe it and doubted because people will tell you what they think you want to hear.

 

We dated for a couple of months and I broke it off.  I wasn’t in love so why continue to date? 

 

My first love was Bryan’s friend that he’d introduced me to.  Paul Kinney was hot with short cropped sandy blonde reddish hair.  And I was just this little 18 year old who wanted to have sex with him.  Well, I wanted him to fall in love with me but I was willing to settle for sex because the sex was magnificent.  What I could do now with that 22 year old man is glorious to think about.  What little inexperienced me did isn’t so much embarrassing as sad.  I tried to dance seductively and failed so badly he told me to stop.  That hurt…ouch.  But it was a good deterrent for any thoughts of being a stripper!

 

Why was he my first love if he wasn’t in love with me?  Because when I left for college I knew there was no us, wrote him off and moved on.  But when I came home for the summer he showed up at my parents house one day…out of the blue…on the chance I would be there.  And suddenly I was special…he’d chosen me.  And that did it. 

 

He was Irish American, worked as a carpenter (I’m not a construction worker, I’m a carpenter, he’d always declare when I teased him) and at one time got a Springer spaniel puppy.  (Jeremiah was the cutest, smartest dog ever…I think he ran away or got hit by a car…so sad.)  And Paul kept me as a booty call for six years…a call I was happy to answer.  He was so hot and so well packaged…lubricant was almost a necessity every time.

 

My first orgasm was a Midwestern boy in the Army.  And that story will make this blog way too long!  So I’ll save it for another.

 

I ended up marrying an Irish man, son of a carpenter, who was in the Army and named Brian Kinney.  I now own a Springer Spaniel and I’ve got a thing for guys on motorcycles.  So the question is did who I date shape what I like or was I born with that and drawn to it?

 

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Salad Dressing

My girlfriend’s trying to do it all.  She’s working 30 hrs a week in the public school system, going to college part time to get her teaching degree, raising two daughters and wistfully thinking about what it might be like to have a personal life.

So on days when she had custody of her girls and she has to take a class (because the custody schedule alternates days during the week just like it alternates weekends) she drops her girls over at my house to play with my boys.  (Wow…that’ll sound dirty when they’re all teens.  Luckily that’s several years away.)

The point being that her girls say “Yeah!  We’re having dinner at Heather’s house!”  Because I’ve managed to learn how to cook meals that kids love, well, because they’re the ones I have to make sure get fed.

About ten years ago my Aunt introduced my mother to a garlic salad dressing that I fell in love with.  Over the years I’ve modified it and my kids adore it.  They’ll scarf a salad down with this dressing and sometimes I use it as a marinade.  And it’s light on the calories so I love it on rice and pasta, too.

I know, your thinking…make my own salad dressing when I can buy the stuff off the shelves…WHY!  Well, I only know the reasons I do it.  It’s cheaper, I can’t find anything with this taste, and I know the ingredients I’ve put in it.  And I’ve got a great Tupperware container made specifically for salad dressings, with measurements on the side, that makes this incredibly easy for me.

The recipe is as follows and this is my changes from some other recipe.

4 oz Seasoned Rice Wine Vinegar, 1 oz Olive Oil, 1 tablespoon Grey Poupon, 2-3 shakes of Maggi seasoning sauce (or soy sauce) and 4 cloves of crushed garlic.

So my dressing container reads in ounces so I go up to 8 oz vinegar and 2 oz olive oil and then double the rest of the ingredients.  And when I crush the cloves I dump everything into the dressing because raw garlic is so great on your cholesterol.

And I have a large Tupperware I use to keep my premade salad in, serve what we’ll be eating into a bowl, add cucumbers & any other wet ingredients like cut tomatoes and the dressing.  So the salad is pre-prepped for at least several servings.  Saves me time and hassle.  And I’m selfish enough to want to free up every moment I can for myself.

Try it, you’ll like it.  The dressing tastes like a very garlicky light creamy Italian.  It’s also great as a meat marinade on flank steak.

If you like your dressing a little sweater.. I’ve recently added about 2 tablespoons pineapple juice.. (since we add pineapple to our pizza from a can I use the juice for my dressing.)  AMAAAZING flavor addition.

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My Music

Music is something that is everywhere.  Live, phones, radio, almost all media except print has it.  No one can go to the gym without their music and if they forget…well the gym plays its own!  Although sometimes…who chooses that stuff…sheesh, disco, really?!

Gowing-up there was always music playing in my house.  I remember the moment I realized as a teenager that perhaps the reason I was depressed all the time was because I was listening to love songs without a boyfriend!  I quickly switched to rock and roll…much happier.

And something we all don’t realize is the viscous cycle that is the radio.  That’s where the new music is played…it’s where we hear new bands and new songs from our favorites.  Yet to support our favorites we go out and buy their CDs and play them.  And then we’re not listening to the radio anymore.  So before we know it we’re only listening to the albums we own and maybe just a little of the radio until a commercial comes on and POW in goes our CD.  And it’s amazing how decades can pass you by like that.

But sometimes a life change is reflected in your choice of music.  Well it sure is for me.  A couple of years ago I was a firm lover of Jack FM radio (here its 93.1)  I loved their “screw you” attitude and they played all my old favorite songs.

Then one day I hit on another station, an independent station.  I liked some of their songs but fate intervened and BAM they were gone…replaced by a Spanish station.  So I searched around because my drive to work is about 5 minutes and I never get around to actually using my CDs.  And I hit on Star987 which almost immediately changed its format.  They fired their morning crew and played A LOT less mushy song and more contemporary rock.  And I was hooked.

That music on that station is resonating with me on a level I can only explain on another blog!  I really don’t enjoy going to a bar and listen to the 80’s and sometimes not even the 90’s music they play ANYMORE.  I want to hear something produced in the last five years!

So you want to know what’s floating my skirt right now…go to www.star987.com and see.   Oh and you should become a Rockaholic.  You can find me there!  Yes, my picture is someone in their Photos page because I won tickets to see Carolina Liar in the Penthouse!  The coolest!  I’ll have to blog about that experience later.

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Virgin Blog

Wow…blogging.  So many would say, “yeah, so?”  My friends would say, “About time girl!”  And I’m like…oooooh a shiny new toy.  I immediately went to sort it and change it and style it.   But my webmaster said to get used to the blogging first.

Well I didn’t listen!  I did all the sorting, changing and styling I could.  Lucky for all of us that really wasn’t much because I was soooo unprepared for how fast this would all get set up!  So I have no pictures…yet!  And I’m thoroughly not thrilled with the color scheme and all that jazz.  But anyone who knows me won’t be surprised that my first act on my new website is to creating sorting categories for my blogs!

Yes…hello…my name is Heather Barton and I’m a sortaholic.  I love the joy of sorting.  Well, perhaps it’s not a joy for you but half the fun of buying a new book is putting it into my library and resorting everything to get room for it.

Example…one of my first jobs was at Baskin Robbins (who hasn’t worked there…really!).  So on my first day they are showing me where everything is and they have this drawer full of the flavor signs (this was way back when, children, when they used to list the flavors on the walls).  I turn to my boss and said, “Oo, can I alphabetize these?”

She, of course, looked at me like I was insane.  A look I have become very, very familiar with.  And yet she also became my best friend for ten years, another thing that many do, like all the people I meet on airplanes!

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