Author Archives: Heather

Meme Conor

Posted on May 22, 2013 by Heather

  School pictures of Conor were exceptionally hilarious this year!  Obviously he clashed with SOMEONE just before exposure to film.  Probably the photographer!  Personally I think he should go viral as a Meme on this first one.   But it … Continue reading →

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Going Autistic

Posted on May 16, 2013 by Heather

I have always touted how I was so good at multi-tasking.  As a matter of fact I find I often cannot JUST do one thing at a time.  And the few moments I do try to just do one I … Continue reading →

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April Ends

Posted on May 7, 2013 by Heather

Otherwise known as WTF !?!  Am in a Time Accelerator!! I looked at my blog and realized I haven’t updated it in almost a month.  That is bad… really, really bad!  And yet, all I can do is a give … Continue reading →

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Just a Catch You Up

Posted on March 31, 2013 by Heather

So my Grandmother finally gave it up and passed away yesterday at noon.  Yay!!!  Although now I have to travel sometimes next month with my mother to Minnesnota to  intern her ashes in the family plot.  I so don’t want … Continue reading →

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Polyamory Pool Party

Posted on March 21, 2013 by Heather

Yes, you read correctly.   I attended a Pool Party put on by a PolyAmorous Social Group in Los Angeles.  The irony was I wasn’t invited myself.  One of my lovers (the one who’s trying to set up several lovers to … Continue reading →

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How to get MORE blowjobs

Posted on March 15, 2013 by Heather

A while back I wrote a blog titled How & Why to Give a Blowjob.  I’d put a link to it, but since I got hacked a few months ago things with the blog have been quirky.  lol  So, well… … Continue reading →

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Is there a man shortage?

Posted on March 11, 2013 by Heather

Within the last 6  months I’ve had two friends I’ve never met come to me for relationship advice. Not really that surprisingly.  All my FB friends know ME and are my friends because they like ME… therefor they know I’m … Continue reading →

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Couples Therapy

Posted on February 28, 2013 by Heather

The other night one of my lovers asked me to meet him and his favorite female partner for drinks so she and I could decide if we’d like to play with him in a threesome.  Since I enjoy group play … Continue reading →

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Cougar Life

Posted on February 17, 2013 by Heather

I’m sure you’ve seen the wonderful ad campaign for the new-ish (at least 4-5 years old) website www.cougarlife.com?    Well, my site is refusing pictures or I’d post it here!  . Basically it has a sexy older woman on it with … Continue reading →

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Online Dating Tips for Men. Part 2 – Your Profile

Posted on February 6, 2013 by Heather

So you’ve done a little research, maybe tried a dating site or a sex site and you’ve got your pictures all ready to go.   (See my earlier post on how to do pictures http://www.heatherbarton.com/?p=2553 and I’m sorry it says part … Continue reading →

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