I peeked at my post for the first of 2012 and found that I had resolved NOTHING on last year’s new year. Well, except to loose my few extra pounds and look hot for Coachella. Which did and didn’t happen. I didn’t loose the pounds but still managed to look hot at Coachella. At least hot enough for Sex God & my friends and that’s all that matters, really.
This year its much the same. As a matter of fact a prospective cub texted me a day ago asking if I’d made any resolutions. I replied, “I don’t make resolutions, I live them.” Although I liked his resolution… which he claimed was to sleep with me. But he’s been “all talk no show”so I keep it pleasant but I’ve been down this road before with guys who SAY they want a Cougar but are actually rather terrified of it. He’ll most likely never get a “you free?” text from me. And whenever he sends me one I tell him when I’m free & to pick a date NOW because my calendar can sometimes get rather busy. So far he’s never managed to do that in our conversations. See… all talk, no cock. Which is a pity as he’d be a nice new flavor.
Anyway, I’m glad I didn’t make any resolutions for 2012 as I’m not sure I actually accomplished anything except the Bankruptcy. Ha! I AM hoping 2013 will be different, but we shall see!
Of course Sex God has a delicious hot bike & is scrumptious on it.
Although 2013 DID start out with the successful completion of two things on my lists of things to accomplish one day. The first was take a real ride on the back of Sex God’s fast sports bike. I mean “real” ride cuz a long time ago he took me for a little trip around the corner and even though I was thrilled and wanted to go, the actual ride was terrifying! I felt I was sliding all over the bike! I kept thinking, “THIS is why I hate leather seats in cars & love cloth, it grips my ass!”
Yet since then I’d purchased a helmet & jacket so I felt safer and Sex God got what they call a “bitch bar” which is a little back for the passenger on his bike. And when he was over for New Years he came on the bike all equipped and asked if I wanted to take a ride. I think I surprised both of us when I said, “Yea, lets.”
Maybe sunglasses will help me pull this off better! Ha!
I was still terrified, but also very determined. Sex God is an incredibly safe rider and I was “precious cargo.” I felt more secure in my boots, helmet, gloves & biker jacket (although I think I’d love to see if I could find some sexy leather pants! heeheehee) and we had the bar on the back. If I was going to love speed, this was the ultimate test. And I didn’t want fear to hold me back when it would all be over in a hour anyway. So we suited up and did it.
And it was still terrifying. But it was LESS terrifying than the first time. I giggled as I realized it was very much like anal sex (or pot for some): probably fun… but you need the right equipment and lots of repetition before it really GETS fun.
And in between the terror was boredom! I didn’t use headphones to my iPhone for music cuz I was really feeling the need to pay attention. But once we got on the freeway I had to actually consciously relax into the bike and the seat to try to be a good passenger. (There’s a hell of a lot of wind resistance and I could feel the change of it if I just turned my head to look in a different direction. And Sex God was adjusting having this wobble effect of a klingon on his back!) Once I managed to relax there wasn’t anything left to do. No talking, staring at the scenery & passing cars quickly got a little boring, so yes… music is very much a necessity!
Its amazing how much riding the bike was like riding a horse. I immediately found my seat, found comfortable vice safe grips on his jacket and settled into a position that I liked which was the equivalent of me squatting with my elbows resting on my thighs. Once so positioned it was easy to let my fear subside and adjust to the sudden speed changes that IS a sports bike. I learned also that once you’ve gone over 75 on the freeway on such an exposed vehicle, going 35 down a street feels as safe as walking!
Although I’m a little disappointed I didn’t feel the sexual thrill I get riding in a sports CAR but I’m personally thrilled I’m not afraid to do it again. Plus I think I might get that thrill should I actually DRIVE a motorcycle instead of ride the rider like a horse.
Oh and yes, I did mention I accomplished TWO things that first day of 2013. Muahahahaha
All that talk of anal sex PLUS it being that time of the month for me, Sex God decided to initiate anal sex that night. Not unusual for us, but since he’s never felt he could ejaculate doing it we’ve put it into the category of “for MY orgasms and not his.” This primarily being the wonderful way he moves when he’s going to cum, which I adore, but may be a bit too rough on an ass. So its often part of sex but not a beginning nor ending… a middle part lets say.
But everything was clicking and working that night so much so that at one point when he paused after one of my orgasms with him in my ass I asked, “Are you enjoying this as much as me?” Of course I assumed he was, but sometimes the tightness is too much for an erection & he’ll go soft. He reassured me by biting my ear and growling out an “Oh yes.” Like I said, everything was working and clicking perfectly and when I felt him close with his movements changed to the noticeable ejaculation pattern I relaxed and urged him on. It was wonderful to finally achieve the goal we’d both so hoped we’d someday do of having him cumming in my ass during anal sex. And I got out one more HUGE orgasm when he was over which he got to feel completely!
It was a wonderful “Day of Firsts” for 2013.
Although, apparently, cum acts as a bit of a laxative on me. But I didn’t care… shit with a blissed-out smile on your face is a great way to ring in the New Year.
irst post on May 28, 2009 back when my life was so very, very different than it is today. It was at the insistence of my friend Gina, who every Thursday for an hour while our sons’ were at a class, I would make her laugh with my stories. “You need a blog! You are hilarious!” she kept telling me. She was apparently very convincing!
