Monthly Archives: July 2010

Blow Jobs, the Update

Posted on July 30, 2010 by Heather

I was listening to this comedian, who said… You know how when you’re girlfriend asks you to do something.  And you don’t really want to do it, so you do a really BAD job at it hoping she’ll never ask … Continue reading →

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iPod ROCKS (for chores)

Posted on July 28, 2010 by Heather

I love my iPod Touch but I’ve never really used it much for playing music.  Primarily because I only have about 4 songs on it!  Then I learned how to rip my cd’s onto my computer and select certain songs … Continue reading →

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Spa Day at Your Gym

Posted on July 26, 2010 by Heather

I’m not really a spa kind of girl.  I’ve done it.. but I tend to do it with a baffled, okaaaaay??… kind of attitude.  I’ve bathed in mud and milk, done the sauna and steam, had a facial and massage … Continue reading →

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Vegas (Part Two)

Posted on July 23, 2010 by Heather

Okay, you can all stop screaming for Part Two of my Vegas trip.  Here it is. lol. So on Day Two of the three of us, we did the buffet at our hotel when S could finally move!  And after … Continue reading →

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Efficiency

Posted on July 21, 2010 by Heather

I don’t have the time nor the money to live like I may want to.  Lets face it, MOST of us don’t.  So  I’ve learned to find a compromise between my expectations and reality. I can’t afford a maid, nor … Continue reading →

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Spooning is nice but Forking is better!

Posted on July 19, 2010 by Heather

Got to love free HBO.  There are a lot of good movies I’ve been watching lately.  Several romantic comedies.  And they had these incredibly funny lines about sex.  The first one is above, that tag line in my title.  That … Continue reading →

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Vegas (alas.. only Part One)

Posted on July 16, 2010 by Heather

Ahh, Vegas.  Sweet, luscious, wonderful Vegas.  That place will always have a new meaning for me now after my recent vacation.  And everyone’s been dying to hear all the juicy details..  So here they are. Although there’s more “details” than … Continue reading →

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New Politics

Posted on July 14, 2010 by Heather

So yes, I won another concert from my favorite radio station, 98.7!  They are the best!  Won an invite to the Penthouse Party for New Politics to see them perform 4 songs just for us.  Free pizza, free liquor (although … Continue reading →

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The Inner Peace search

Posted on July 12, 2010 by Heather

I’ve done my stint on the search for Inner Peace.  You know, meditation, self introspection on your motivations, mass forgiveness of all the wrongs in your life, the world and every day irritants.  And its not bad.  It helped me … Continue reading →

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The Interview

Posted on July 8, 2010 by Heather

Okay.. so I recently found out that one of my favorite FWB’s is a Republican.  Not only THAT, he’s a Tea Party Republican! Well, that was a shocker.  I’m half Democrat, half Liberal with a dash of Republican “man-up!” attitude.  … Continue reading →

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