Vegas (Part Two)

Okay, you can all stop screaming for Part Two of my Vegas trip.  Here it is. lol.

So on Day Two of the three of us, we did the buffet at our hotel when S could finally move!  And after that, hit the pool to lay in the sun to see if warmth would help S’s back.  It helped a little but S went to get a massage to work out the knots  so we could finally get to try a DP that night.

I was amazed at how wonderfully relaxing it was to lie by the pool with these men.  We’d bake for as long as we could stand it and then take a dip.  And I got to enjoy a personal fantasy of publicly showing (through the occasional touch and kiss) the fact I was intimate with both.  Other than the music at the pool being so horrid B and I broke out my iPod to stop the torture, the whole day was, to quote B’s favorite phrase, “Niiiiicce!”

After some quick showers, we walked the strip a bit and ate dinner at Margaritaville.  S and I watched the NBA draft picks & B and I watched the Music vids.  B had a huuuge shot of Patron.. which I insisted on tasting on him with a deep kiss because he just tastes delicious after Patron.  I then shared the taste with S, by kissing him who liked it on me!  The funniest part was these two guys who came to order drinks.  We were eating at the bar, me between my men.   Then 2 guys ordered drinks next to S.  S thought they were just drunk, but I thought they were trying to either pick him up or pimp out the one to S!  No one talks cock size with another guy, directing it at a stranger, unless he’s looking to fuck him!  Especially in Nevada!!

I ran an arm across S’s shoulder and said, “Are you trying to steal what’s mine?” But they didn’t hear me and as much as S tried to convince them we three were together, they didn’t believe him!  My feet were killing me in my slut pumps, so we went back to the hotel to change shoes and then went over to Nancy & Christi’s room to walk with them to Coyote Ugly.  They got to meet S and we “partied” (non-sexually) a bit in the room.

Coyote Ugly was an interesting experience.  I haven’t seen the movie or documentary or anything about it and it was an amusing show.  If you went up to dance on the bar you got a free shot.  Christie wanted a free shot so was drinking up to bolster her courage! Nancy moved to the edge to find a seat because she was getting bumped and she walks with a cane for a reason!  B & S & I watched the show, drank and mildly participated.

But after about an hour I realized I was bored, my purse was waaaayy too heavy for this event and I had “things to do” that night I was ready to get to.  It hit me that I was staying only to support Christie getting her free shot and LORD only knew how long it was going to take her to finally get the courage to do what she came here to do.  I passed my purse to  one of my guys (I think it was B) with a smile and  headed for Christie.   They knew exactly what I’d intended and were thrilled with it.

I grabbed her hand and said, “Let’s do this!”  She resisted until she realized I was going to go up with her.  We had to wait until someone got off to be able to get back up there but it wasn’t too long before we were  up there dancing.  The good news (for my ego) was there were a lot of ladies up there dancing and we managed to stay in the back.  I don’t think the guys could see me at all, although Nancy got a pretty good view from the side.  And of course, none of us had remembered to bring a camera!

Christie and I got our shots and escaped and I told her we were ready to leave.  Her goal accomplished, she and Nancy went with us.  We parted at the parking lot and happily drove back to the hotel.  My men and I were ready to try a double penetration!

Everyone knew their roles and it didn’t take long for us to get naked and get started.  S had to be on the bottom since he’s way to large to take anally and his back made that a logical position.  B and I’d enjoyed anal before so that made him the logical man behind me.  I thought getting the hardest part done first would be logical, so B slipped his condomed cock into my ass.   Then S tried to slide his thickness into my pussy.  And popped B right out of my ass!  It was hysterical.  So we tried S first and the same thing happened!  B popped him right out.  Third time was the charm as now we were all determined and managed to get both men into me at the same time.

It was fun, but I think it might have been more fun for them than for me.  The intense and lovely sensations from B in my ass completely eclipsed S’s cock.  I’m sure I was feeling him, but my mind wasn’t registering anything except what was going on in my ass.  I get the same sensation when I use a vibe with anal sex.. the turn on is the clit action not the vibe in my sex.  Although I wonder if I was sitting on a cock and getting fucked hard if the g-spot would get hit enough to be heard!  (Hmmm.. maybe next time! 😉  )

Lots of orgasms later, with me even bravely trying S in my ass, we all passed out and I didn’t even notice if I stained anything!  When I woke up B was solidly asleep but S was awake with a gift of morning wood for me.   I don’t know about you but a cock in my mouth kinda takes the edge off morning breath!

B later told me he was exhausted that morning but listening to us fuck made his body start demanding his brain wake up long enough to join in the action.  He eventually complied and while we didn’t do a DP we did play a lot and then took turns taking showers.  Because we were checking out that day.

As I checked us out, thrilled I didn’t get dinged for 2 duvet’s, the guys took the luggage to my car and we hit the casino’s coffee shop for breakfast.  Nancy and Christie joined us just for coffee because they were going to show us their tattoo place.  Its one of the reasons they go to Vegas is to get a new tattoo, which is amusing considering these are Mom’s in their 40’s!  They wanted to show me the little Cat/woman tat they thought would look great on me.  I’d already done a henna that looked wonderful.. see previous posts!  But this way I could see what he might charge to make it real.

So we discussed tattoo’s while we were there and the girls tried to talk me into getting the cat one on my hip.  I refrained because I just wasn’t sure I liked it enough.  After a bit we said our goodbyes and drove S to the airport, which we managed to find this time!  Shaking hands with B and hugs from me, S got on his flight back to L.A.

B and I realized without a room to play in there was no reason for us to stay in Vegas.  And since I was spending the night at his house, our time wasn’t over.  So we got some snacks at a grocery store and hit the road.  It was funny, on the way up I dominated the conversation about me and my life.  On the way back B dominated it about his life.

Either way the drive passed quickly (to us) and we picked up The CAT Tatsome Chinese take-out, checked out a dance studio (whole OTHER blog!!) and finally relaxed at his place.   Where we drew the little Cat tattoo on a spot B picked out special for it.

No, that’s NOT my cleavage!




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Efficiency

I don’t have the time nor the money to live like I may want to.  Lets face it, MOST of us don’t.  So  I’ve learned to find a compromise between my expectations and reality.

I can’t afford a maid, nor do I have the time to keep my house as immaculate as I’d like.  Compromise… teach the boys how to do the basic cleaning (vacuuming, toilets, sinks), keep the house as uncluttered as  possible (I got 10 under the bed drawers for the boys’ crap) and I do one extra cleaning chore a week (dust, floors, walls, etc.)  In two hours, on the weekend, my house is clean.  (For about 2 hours!)

The furniture is mis-matched crap and there is no decorating coordination, but I still got 3 boys under 13 doing damage!  Someday I hope to at least coordinate the furniture in each room!  And repaint!  Ugh, I so want to repaint.

When it comes to cooking, that’s where I’ve found my best efficiency.  I love a supreme pizza but I need the cheap pricing of Costco bulk sales and the best pizza they sell there is plain pepperoni.  Solution, add my own veggies and sliced frozen breakfast sausage to the pizza.  Oh and pineapple!  Viola, my favorite pizza.  The kids pick off what they don’t like, complaining for hours.  I don’t care, they aren’t buying and cooking it. (yet!)

Chicken legs are an amazingly delicious quick meal if I’ve got them defrosted.  You can throw them in the oven with almost any sauce and if the kids don’t like it, cover it in BBQ sauce.  Of course, most people do BBQ them, but my grill is broken.  (Actually, it caught fire, but that’s another blog.)  Whenever I can’t decide what to cook, I throw in chicken legs.

Salad is so convenient when its pre-packaged, but there is no reason you can’t pre-package it yourself!  I have a very large Tupperware veggie container I use for salad.  I chop up a red/yellow/orange pepper, radishes, maybe mushroom and throw in several types of lettuce.  Add lots of grape tomatoes and you have instant salad whenever you need it.  Just portion out what you’re going to eat, dress it and let them serve themselves.

Rice is my favorite permanent dinner carb.  I can cook a HUGE batch and it’ll keep for almost 2 weeks.  Put it in a nice Tupperware microwave container and just zap it a few minutes before dinner is ready.  My kids LOVE it because I cook it with salt and powdered garlic.  They eat it plain or with soy sauce.  I enjoy it with my homemade salad dressing.

I think one of the reasons I’m so efficient is I get soooo tired making decisions all day.  It’s easier to roughly plan a meat, always have a carb and salad ready and just wing any extras when I get home.   I think, it’s because everyone is tired after a day at work, and preparing a large meal is  MORE work, it’s just easier to go do fast food!

But I’m cheap!  Ha ha, and so I’ve found a way to make half the dinner decisions thoughtless.  So I can have more “me” time.  And it’s worked.  Now I’m starting to even turn that chore over to the kids.  I told my middle one today, “Go see if there’s anything in the fridge or freezer you want to cook for dinner.”  He came back with, “Um, I can microwave those tamales?”  I told him, “Great!  Do it for everyone!”  And off he went.  Decision made!

Now, if only I could get them ALL to coordinate that EVERY night!

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Spooning is nice but Forking is better!

Got to love free HBO.  There are a lot of good movies I’ve been watching lately.  Several romantic comedies.  And they had these incredibly funny lines about sex.  The first one is above, that tag line in my title.  That one made me giggle for 30 minutes!


And I like this one….

When it comes to sex, think globally, act locally!


I really had to stop and think when I heard this one.  Because if we look back on our dating experience this line is sooo obvious!

The power in any relationship is whoever cares less… but that’s not happiness.


So after several hours of romantic comedies I realized one thing.   Men and women in dating…

its like you’re riding the same ride but you got different tickets.. women want to get off at the Relationship Roundup and men want to keep going.  ‘Cuz they’re enjoying the ride and they may not enjoy Relationship Roundup as much.

Fact is women think that if they’re intriguing enough, you’ll blindly follow them off the train.  Truth is men get off when the ride starts to make them carsick!

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Vegas (alas.. only Part One)

Ahh, Vegas.  Sweet, luscious, wonderful Vegas.  That place will always have a new meaning for me now after my recent vacation.  And everyone’s been dying to hear all the juicy details..  So here they are.

Although there’s more “details” than “juicy,” You Voyeurs!

If some of you are unaware, I went to Vegas with two men.  My two favorite men to spend time with and “play” with!  Both had voiced interested in a threesome so when both said yes to my invitation to go to Vegas with me (figuring ONE might be free), I suggested we go together.  And they agreed.

I drove to “B’s” house and picked him up Tuesday evening as that was the earliest I could escape.  We immediately got caught in traffic on the 91 but since we love the same music and thoroughly enjoy each others company inside and outside of the bedroom we didn’t really mind.   I was a little fretful that we’d get there too late to have a room, but I should have remembered it was “VEGAS, Baby!”

We made the drive in 4 hours as I was driving my usual maniac style of 14 miles over the speed limit.  Which meant 79 in L.A. and 89 when the highway opened up!  That is… once we got out of the Orange County traffic!!!

With such a long drive we chose to skip our usual routine of sex first, date second.  So when we got to the hotel room, well, we stripped fast & got busy, grinning like little kids in a candy store!

Now just a note to set the scene for the comedy that ensued.   I chose these dates because my friend Nancy was going to also be in Vegas, with her friend Christie.  When I pick vacation dates I tend to count the days through the months to make sure I WON’T be on my period during that time.  So sure enough my period was due.   I prayed and prayed for an early “start” date as menopause has made me extra disgusting those first days & Fate complied!  Yes!

But I was still on it when Vegas came to pass.  Luckily this was no big deal to the guys.   So B and I are giddily shedding clothes and feminine hygiene material to be able to get to our favorite part of seeing each other and chose doggy style as we figured that would avoid messing up anything.  And because its our favorite position.  😉

When we finally finish I gasp in horror.  We’d missed and messed up not only the throw pillow I was leaning on but the beautiful white duvet, all the way through.  I washed the pillow as best as I could but I was too afraid to do anything about the duvet.  B assured me that they’d seen much worse ‘cuz it was Vegas!  So we flipped the stain away from us, cuddled under the duvet and crashed.  After all, the damage was already done.

The next morning, I woke B up with the usual caressing hand to see if he had a gift of morning wood for me.  He did, so by the time we rolled out of the room for breakfast it was almost 11am.  Can’t be helped.. I lust this man intensely.  We left a $20 on the bed for the maid crossing my fingers I wouldn’t get charged for the bedspread.  We hoped into my car and met Nancy & Christie for the buffet at Excalibur where they were staying.  (Maid service brought a new white duvet and replaced the pillow.. so sweet!)

Very nice buffet and Nancy was the first friend of mine to meet B.  An experience I found wonderfully satisfying.  I fear my friends think I’m crazy meeting men online and don’t seem to believe me when I tell them these men are nice guys.  Horny, hot and not looking for love; but really nice men!  I didn’t realize until that moment how important it was to me that at least one girlfriend understand I’m not off my rocker and have some semblance of good judgment when it comes to doing this!  And B gets along intuitively well with everyone.  It’s one of (just one of 😉 mind you) his best qualities!

After breakfast I had a timeshare thing I had to listen to and left B  to a bit of gambling while I did so.  That out of the way it was time to pick up “S” from the airport.  And pretty much got lost!  “Head for the airplanes” really isn’t enough instructions to FIND the entrance to the airport!  There were NO signs!  Of course,Vegas is wall- to- wall signage everywhere and its possible we missed something as simple as turn here for airport!  lol.  Lord knows the same thing happened to us trying to find the correct freeway getting OUT of Vegas.

But I’m getting ahead of myself.  So we FINALLY pick up S and he & B get to meet for the first time.  No posturing, no egos, no nerves.  I was so proud.  Of course they are 42 & 52 respectively!  Perfectly 5 years younger and 5 years older than I.  So I fit right in the middle. (In sooo many ways!)

While heading back to the hotel room S tells us he’s damaged his back and almost canceled.  We get to the room and ply him with Motrin, Vodka, and a little bit of weed!  Hey, it was medicinal! With no lunch I’m starving so we go for a relaxing dinner of Chinese in our casino.  We spent the meal getting to know each other.  After which we went upstairs and REALLY got to know each other.

The back injury of S didn’t let us get too experimental and since it was the first time we’d all three played, we went a little slow.  The two men meshed perfectly together.  S gets off on my pleasure and B is an action man who manages to take his pleasure from me in a way that I get off on.   So B lead the way in fucking me and S heightened it with his cock in my mouth and his fingers and tongue in other places.  And I did test my crop on both their asses!

I came and came and came.! 😉  I switched men and positions and we finally finished with them whipping off the condoms and cuming on me.  B has a preference for cuming on my ass.  And when S came he did his usual passing out.  B didn’t believe me when I told him S does this and got as much of a kick out of it as I do.

 

So Maid Service would know it was SEX!

 

We, of course, managed to stain the duvet again!  Not as bad as the first time.. and this time in an Escher pattern!

B and I quickly joined S’s “pass-out” example and crashed.

Sleeping between two bodies wasn’t difficult.  We didn’t cuddle but slept easily side by side.  I woke up first, per my usual morning person personality.  S was too stiff and sore to do much but B and I played a bit.   Then we messed around on the computer because S needed a liiiiiitttle more sleep and B & I are internet junkies!

That was Day One of my romp with two men.  Next week, I’ll give you Day Two.. where we try that mythical Double Penetration! 😉

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New Politics

So yes, I won another concert from my favorite radio station, 98.7!  They are the best!  Won an invite to the Penthouse Party for New Politics to see them perform 4 songs just for us.  Free pizza, free liquor (although the bar was limited they did have Vodka!) and the rooftop was coooooollllllddddd, in downtown Hollywood where their Penthouse is located in the lovely historic Hollywood Towers.

Took Eithne as this time she she was free and wasn’t going to pass up another opportunity to have fun!  Lucky me, my sexiest outfit is pants!  Eithne got really chilly in her summer dress, but we found the warmest place on the roof and even had a great view from it!

Size of Massachusetts

Darren from 98.7 introduced the band and ask them how they got to where they were.   Apparently they’re from Denmark (which is just about twice the size of Massachusetts…the red dot on this US map!) Although the band didn’t speak with any recognizable accent!

There was a contest and they submitted a video, but they needed another song so they whipped out another.  There were 962 bands entered in the contest.  And they were 1 of 4 who won.  They’d been on tour for 18 months ever since it happened.

This is a clip from the party….

New Politic at 98.7 rooftop Penthouse Party

And this is a clip of them from YouTube

New Politics, Yeah, Yeah, Yeah

They were absolutely a blast to watch perform.  Just frickin ADORABLE!  The energy was amazing.  Eithne went up to the singer after and asked him if he’d studied interpretive dance.. I was so proud she was so bold!

She said to me, “Wow, they won out of 962 bands!”

I said to her, “Screw that!  I’m amazed there are 962 new bands in Denmark!”

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The Inner Peace search

I’ve done my stint on the search for Inner Peace.  You know, meditation, self introspection on your motivations, mass forgiveness of all the wrongs in your life, the world and every day irritants.  And its not bad.  It helped me work through a lot of anger issues I had when I was in my 20’s.

But I sometimes wonder if the search for zen inner peace sucks the capability for JOY out of a person.  Can you truly embrace spontaneous living if you are searching for tranquility?  Can you grab that brass ring, that unique opportunity, when you see it?  Or are you too comfortable in your life, too contemplative of ALL possible consequences to reach for it.

I’ve talked about this before in a different blog, the confusion about being happy with what you have AND striving for something more.  But I recently experienced it when my friend shook her head at me as I left for Vegas, muttering, “I hope you know what you’re doing.”

I was shocked and saddened at the same time.  I was going on a relaxing vacation with two men whose company I really enjoyed.  All three of us looking forward to seeing each other and experiencing something we’d fantasized about.  And I was baffled why she wasn’t understanding how thrilled I was.  It wasn’t like I was worried or having second thoughts.  I was confident because I knew these men.  Trusted these men.  And she was not only distrusting my judgment, she was advising me to ignore the brass ring coming my way.   Just because it was a ring she would never touch.

I was saddened because she couldn’t be happy for my happiness.  And then I realized her happiness was this inner search and mine was outer enjoyment.   Similar roads but opposite paths.   So I cannot begrudge her the path she’s on if it brings her happiness.  Because I’m her friend, I love her and want her to be happy.

And she tries not to judge my promiscuity.  Because she’s my friend and loves me and worries the shit out of herself over my actions sometimes.  Which is what friendship is all about, being there for a person without judgment.  So she tries to be an anchor to my willful side.

And whenever I can I invite her onto my path to taste a little wild joy.


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The Interview

Okay.. so I recently found out that one of my favorite FWB’s is a Republican.  Not only THAT, he’s a Tea Party Republican!

Well, that was a shocker.  I’m half Democrat, half Liberal with a dash of Republican “man-up!” attitude.  But the last guy who turned out to be Republican it wasn’t such a surprise cuz  he was ALL Republican attitude.  Close minded about so much, but apparently NOT about sex!

Anyway, when I told my girlfriends, they were all, “How did you NOT know!”

“Hey,” I told them, “It’s not usually something you ask out right.. there really isn’t a lot of personal lifestyle interview process involved in sex dating!”

It’s not like I”m lying there, legs up in the air, with a clipboard in hand while they’re pounding into me, politely asking them questions!

“And you’re political beliefs?  How do you vote?  What do you think of global warming?  A little to the left, please.. yes, very good.”

* Note, takes directions well. *


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The First Invasion

My kids were watching some cartoon show.  I don’t know which one, but apparently, as per usual in kids shows today, some aliens were invading.

And it was going very, very badly for the invaders. Mishap after mishap kept happening to the poor guys.

I died laughing when my ten year old said, voice dripping with disdain and exasperation…

“What the….!  Is this their FIRST invasion?!!!”


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Pandas

Cutest joke from Australian comedian Jim Jeffries…

Do you think Pandas know they are Chinese and are taking the one child policy too seriously?

He’d been going on about how badly they reproduce.. how they don’t have any natural predators yet are managing to die out even as we beg them to fuck and reproduce.

And I loved his line about the Chinese!  Because they can’t be blind to the way this reproduction restriction is going to leave the population in a generation and for some reason they’re not doing anything about it.  In an attempt to control their population they limit the number of children a couple can have to one.  So when that one is a girl, many (not all, probably.. maybe… hell, who knows really!) they put her up for adoption or leave her out to die.  Something that has actually been a tradition in that country for a long time.

In a generation there won’t be enough females to marry all the men in that country.  So women will be a high commodity AND they’ll have to start importing them.  This isn’t really news, as there have been several articles on this.  But think it ALL the way through.

Even if they rescind this policy and/or stop sacrificing their daughters to the economic greed of needing a male to support themselves in their elder years, or there’s not a war to deplete the number of young men.  Even then the demand for wives will exceed the supply.  Where might they import Chinese women who speak Chinese?  Well, guess what.  There are plenty in America.

Most traditional Chinese American’s are often sent to Chinese school to learn the language.  They do this for culture but also for economic reasons because to know this language opens doors in the business world for companies that deal with China.  And since its America, the girls are taught also.  Here we are with a ready market for pretty, available Chinese women.

What will happen after a generation of these, raised American, self-confident, women’s rights loving women marry Chinese men and raise that one child.  Raise it with a smattering of American brash self indulgence.  Raise it to believe EVERYONE can and should rule themselves.. that its their right as a human.

Revolution.. that’s what’s going to happen.  Communism died out in the Soviet Union because we out spent them (after all, who shops better with no regard to consequences than an American!)  And Chinese communism will die out because we out-fucked them.. out reproduced them!

We infiltrated through the penis!

Makes me so proud!

Happy 4th of July!!

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Tatoos

I must admit I like the way tattoos look.  Not heavy tattoos and not every tattoo.  But when a man has a bit of eye catching ink on his body I am the opposite of  turned off.  I do like the bicep circlet on a man if it doesn’t look gang related because that’s my favorite part of their body and a tattoo draws the eyes.

My friend, my girl friend, gets a tattoo every time she goes to Vegas.  Nothing fancy and her husband has tats so its not shock factor.  Her friend has the names of her kids written in script around her ankle and and several other tattoos.  And I since I like to look at tattoos I thought maybe I’d like to get one.

Immediately I was introduced to the two types of reasons to get tattoos.  Some get them because the symbol or tat or name means something they want permanently announced.  Gang tats that indicate affiliation and status, name tats of that loved one or lost one, or self encouragement tats like, the symbol for Strength or Endurance in another language.

Then there is the people who tat for adornment.  And I fall into that category.  I like the look of tattoos, like I like the look of facial hair on a man or a pedicure on a woman.  So imagining what and where I’d get on ME was kind of easy.  I’ve always wanted to wear jewelry on my ankles, but never found something I liked.   Then in Vegas we passed a temporary tattoo place and I jumped at it.

At first I thought as a writer I’d get something pithy and sexy, like my saying.. “love is nice, sex is great, but fetish will take you to new places!”  But then I pictured my 8 year old asking, “Mom, what’s fetish mean?”  So.. not.. ready..  for that!  So I scrapped the word idea for now.

Then I couldn’t decide on the right anklet design from what they had.  I’m not into thorns and blood NOR am I into flowers and happy little bees.  They did have a beautiful vine design but it had daisies.  I like the dragonflies but it has leaves, flowers and bees also.  So we combined the two substituting daisies for

Dragonfly

dragonflies.  And this is the result.

It’s supposed to last 4-6 weeks and its already fading.  It didn’t hurt a bit, only cost about $40 and the best part.. I think I can get a kit to do it myself!

Actually, my vacation partner drew his own little tattoo on my ass and was so impressed with his steady hand and I impressed by how well he drew from memory the Cat woman tattoo we were looking at at the tattoo shop that I’m thinking of having him do different temporary tattoo designs every time this one fades until

The Vines

I find the right one I love.  Then bite the bullet and spend the money to get it permanent.
By then he’ll be able to hire himself out to parties!  Set up a station at the beach, do a temp tattoo in between surfing the waves!   Its amazingly easy, fun and lucrative!

I realized..  THIS is where all those people who drew in their school notebooks ended up utilizing their talent when they just couldn’t stop drawing but couldn’t make a living with it.  They became tattoo artists!  And why are tattoo artists always so covered in tattoos?  Because when you’re learning no one but yourself wants you to PRACTICE on them!  Then as you get better you can learn how to turn a bad tattoo into a good one!  You’ll have all those first tats on your left arm to work with!

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